About

It has been a long time since I have used this blog as an outlet for my ramblings. I’m back! I figured it was time to let the ears of my most beloved people have a break and let someone else, anyone else, try to decipher what I am saying.

It’s been a crazy year for me. I am graduating in December with a BA in English and History from Westminster College, a private liberal college in the heart of Salt Lake City. I’ve been experiencing some wonderful opportunities and want to share them. I also need a place to hone my comedic skills so I can write skits for someone funny in the future.

I love to read and watch television shows. (Paramount of which is the loathsome yet addicting reality shows of Britainia. It’s like watching society bleed to death. You can’t not watch society bleed to death!)

I am surrounded by wonderful forward thinking people with a myriad of convictions that help me to see the best this world has to offer, while simultaneously becoming a bitter spinster.

For those who don’t have the wonderful privilege of knowing me, either because I’ve never met you or because I hate you, here is a Top Ten List of Who I Be. You will find that I love to make lists.

10. I have a girl crush on Tina Fey.

9. Free ice is awesome. Think about that for a second and let it sink in.

8. As a woman, I do not compare myself with other women. I compare myself to drag queens and am always left wanting.

7.  Been to 14 countries.

6.  I may have travelled in time. I probably did travel in time.

5. I love books. It’s a classy girl’s porn.

4. My life’s pursuit is preparing for the impending zombie apocalypse.

3. I’m an enrolled member of the Navajo Nation. But I am also white. AND I’m a Mormon. Some might say that I am a walking contradiction. Some might want to go to hell.

2. I am a feminist. My parents' favorite pastime is bickering but another favorite pastime is negating antiquated gender roles.

    Dad ,comes from a matriarchal society and respects women X Mom, comes from a long line of empowered women who are “undeclared” feminists =The perfect place for my siblings and I to form forward-thinking views. Everyone should have a family like mine. Seriously.

1. Making someone laugh, chuckle, giggle or fart (sometimes all at once)  is the greatest joy I could have.  

Enjoy!