5 Ways to Win My Heart

As Steven or Stefan, this kid has a heart of gold!

1. Be Hot! In your head and heart. Every way else is optional

Some of the hottest people I know may not be the paramount of empirical beauty or physical attributes but their kindness, work ethic, open-mindedness, loyalty, and confidence make them hot-to-trot. A really attractive person has got it going on in their mind, and instead of having a body that won’t quit, it’s their brain that I’d like to objectify. Haha! I think a person is really hot when I see they are engaged in the fight to change the world. It’s not asking a lot for a 21^st Century woman to have a 21^st Century man. For me, I’m still looking for a partner in crime to fight for the rights of women, Natives and the LGBT community.  Did you know that 92%* of people believe that the hotness of a person can be measured in what they do and say? It’s what’s in the heart and mind that makes someone attractive. 

*Statistics not proven. I made it up, but it sounds about right.

2. Love my Family or Die

My family is pretty awesome and it takes a lot to keep up with us. My mom and dad are easy to get on your side, be moderately conservative and Mormon. Sigh. It’s my siblings that my potential lover will need to worry about. My siblings are the most important people to me. There are five, very distinct personalities going on, no need to walk on eggshells though, they are the chilliest, easiest people to get along with.  To win my heart you must win theirs. So please share your opinions about social issues, like to sing & laugh, quote silly movies, and love my dog, Buster. 

3. Have a Passion for Compassion

Compassion is hot. It’s been scientifically proven.  People in general are a bunch of bastards so when someone is compassionate it’s somewhat, way hot. If you don’t believe me, think of someone who you really love or have a crush on. Now picture them with no compassion. Ugly, right? The opposite of compassion is shallowness. Shallow people are the worst type of people because they are selfish, they watch the Kardashians religiously and they think Obama is Hitler. We’ve all been given a wonderful mind to use, create and do. Shallow people are awkward, much like John Travolta’s toupee.

4. Laugh! With me & at me

I would love to make Tennant laugh like that! 

I love to make people laugh. I love to laugh and laugh at mostly anything. I like it when no one laughs at my joke except the person I like. If someone is witty then It’s on like Donkey-Kong!

5. Give me a book you like

Give me some books, bitch!

I am not a lady who needs a lot of material things from a relationship. In fact, I am pretty uncomfortable when it comes to the ‘showering of gifts’ relationship mentality. The most intimate gift I have ever received from someone was a copy of their favorite book. He sent the book, Oh the Places You’ll Go, with a note telling me how special I was to him. Maybe it’s just because I love books but I think anyone would like to read what inspires someone they love. Duh!